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Bjork Fanclub
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a***@gmail.com
2015-01-17 19:45:05 UTC
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Do you know how to join the official Bjork Fanclub?
Thanks!
best,
Andy
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2015-06-16 17:09:36 UTC
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Post by a***@gmail.com
Do you know how to join the official Bjork Fanclub?
Thanks!
best,
Andy
It is very simple,
buy all of her music and videos,
name your first born and all pets after her,
substitute her picture for yours on your drivers license,
send her a check for 2 years of your salary,
then she will meet you at the top of the tallest glacier in Iceland,
piss on your face and then take a crap in your hands,
then you eat the crap from your hands, while singing her songs in Greek, and you're in.
It's as simple as that.

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